Barkus_3

I've been sitting here for a few minutes trying to figure out something clever to say without being wordy. It's been difficult though because Larry has been over in the corner licking his paws with the regularity of a ticking clocked— he's an irksome beast. So I called his name and told him to stop and his response was to come over next to me. He then farted a horrible fart. 

Jerk.